e-slut:

things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:

• ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
• ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
• ‘you’ll grow out of it’
• ‘well do you masturbate?’
• anything of or pertaining to amoebas
• ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
• ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’

the-minecraft-funnies:

That moment when you find only bread in a dungeon chest

azizimsorry:

some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame